Today 5:42 PM
Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah Dee is.
Dee who?
Deez nuts. 🥜 😂 😂
You got me! 😠 🖕
Today 5:18 PM
Walnut what's up?
Sup, nothing chillin
Hey, are you familar with Landon?
Landon who?
Slip, fall then landon deez nuts. 🥜
Today 4:10 PM
Hey Walnuts do you know Bofa?
Bofa? I don't think so?
Are you sure Bofa knows you
I really don't think I know Bofa. Can you give me a hint?
Bofa deez nuts! 😉
Today 3:25 PM
Have you met my friend Phillip?
Phillip who? Where would I have meet him?
At the gas station
What were we doing there?
You were Phillip-ing on deez nuts.
Today 2:34 PM
Do you know the new rapper Willya?
I don't think so they fire? 
If you like old school Biggie you will like Willya.
I love Biggie but who is Willya?
Willya put deez nuts in your mouth. 🥜🥜
Today 12:18 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dee
Dee who?
Deez nuts 😂 😂 😂
Today 9:45 PM
Hey Chestnuts, what kind of music do you like?
Oh, I like Taylor Swift, Snoop Dogg, you know all kinds of different stuff.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Yes I love Imagine Dragons
Imagine dragging Deez Nuts over your head!
Today 8:33 PM
Have you heard of e10? The rocket? 🚀
No, what’s that? is it a Space X rocket?
E10 is a rocket design for a special mission
That sounds cool what is the special mission?
E10 Deez Nuts! 
Today 7:04 PM
I have a bunch of old music album CDs; would you like 2 CDs?
Sure, thanks, dude!
Then open your eyes 👁👁
Open my eyes??? Why do you want me to do that?
To see Deez Nuts
Today 4:20 PM
Chestnut what's better than chestnuts?
I don't know what could be better than me?
Chin Nuts!
Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?
I don't but I bet you do because Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!
Today 3:55 PM
Do you like candies?
Yes who does not like candy?
Well then open up because can Deez Nuts fit in your mouth?
😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠
Today 1:18 PM
There is a new restaurant that just open want to try it?
Sure what's the name of it?
Chewons it has a sweat and savory menu
I like that type of menu sounds good
Great then you can Chew on Deez Nuts
Today 11:11 PM
Hey Cashew do you like flowers?
Sure I like flowers
Are tulips your favorite flower?
No not tulips, roses are
That’s weird because you are going to love your two lips on Deez Nuts!
Today 9:44 PM
I got a new job working a trade expo
What is the trade expo for?
It's an expo for sausage and meatballs.
Wow interesting, I love expos!
Expose Deez Nuts then! 🥜🥜
Today 8:33 PM
Can you please stop with the Deez Nuts jokes?
Ok if you can't handle it I will stop with the Deez Nuts jokes
Did you hear about what happened in Norway?
No, what happened?
Norway Deez Nuts can fit in your mouth.
😠😠🖕
Today 7:44 PM
Unbelievable! They’ve been together for almost 30 years!
Who has? Your parents?
No
Well then who is it?
Deez Nuts!
Today 6:11 PM
Dude, did you vote during the election?
I sure did it's important
I wonder what will happen with amendment DN
What’s amendment DN?
Amend Deez Nutz in your mouth!
Today 2:17 PM
Are you a baseball fan?
I like watching a playing baseball
Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?
I am an Yankees fan all then way!
Good then Yank on Deez Nuts!
Today 8:20 AM
PistachiYO! What's up homie!
No much what's up with you?
Thinking about lunch are you a fan of pudding?
Mostly yes, why do you ask?
How about pudding deez nuts in your mouth?! 😂 😂
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Today 9:12 AM
Do you remember that guy Will?
I know a couple of people named Will. What is the last name.?
His last name is Yam
Will Yam. That name does not ring a bell.
Maybe this will help you remember. I Will Yam Deez Nutz in your mouth!
Today 10:19 AM
Since you brought up lunch early do you want to meet somewhere?
Sure where are you thinking?
Do you like Wendy's
Yes I really like Wendy's let's go
Great, then you are going to love Wendy's deez nuts hit you in the face.
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Today 12:45 PM
Want to watch a movie today?
What kind of movie to you have in mind?
Do you enjoy parodies?
Yes parodies are my favorite movies!
Well how about you enjoy a
PAIR OF deez nuts on your chin!!!! 😉
Today 4:20 PM
Hey, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
Dee who? I don't think I know her.
Sure you know Dee
Oh thats right Dee...Deez Nuts that I'm going to slap you in the face with!
😠 🤬 🤬 🖕
Today 12:33 PM
I have a simple math question for you
Ok what is the question?
Do you know what two times four is?
Eight, dumb ass who doesn't know that?
Well then eight deez nuts!
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Today 8:51 AM
Did you hear about the new nut shop that opened up?
No, what's so special about it?
Well, they have this amazing variety called 'Deez Nuts'!
Oh really? Are they as tasty?
YES! Just want until you put Deez Nuts in your mouth 🥜🥜😂
Today 9:22 AM
Brazil Nuts what are you up today?
Not much. Did you hear about the nutty detective?
No, what happened?
He was cracking cases left and right, but when it came to Deez Nuts, he just couldn't crack 'em!
LOL LOL 😂
Today 10:02 PM
Hey, have you heard about the latest research on Nuts?
No, what's the scoop?
Well, scientists have discovered that Deez Nuts are actually a great source of protein!
Really? I had no idea. Looks like Deez Nuts are finally getting the recognition they deserve!
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Today 12:57 PM
Did you hear about the new candidate running for president?
No, who is it?
Deez Nuts!
Wait, seriously?
Nah, just kidding. But imagine the campaign slogans: "Vote for Deez Nuts, because everyone loves a good nut!
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Today 3:03 PM
How did your doctor’s appointment go?
It was OK, but I have a vitamin D deficiency. I need to spend more time outside.
I can help you to get more vitamin D.
Oh yeah. Let me guess. you're willing to give me some Deez Nuts! 🖕
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Today 5:28 PM
Hey, have you heard about the famous magician "Dee Nutini"?
Dee Nutini? Not I have not
He's a master illusionist known for his incredible disappearing act. He taught me how to perform that magic trick.
Really? Can you teach me?
Sure, open your mouth and I'l l make Deez Nuts disappear! 😮🥜🥜
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Today 9:11 AM
I have a new friend I want you to meet
How yeah what is their name?
Phillip Dee
Phillip Dee... Really?
Yes Sir! Phillip on Deez Nuts!!!
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Today 10:20 AM
Hey, have you heard about the health food store in town?
No, I haven't. What's so special about it?
Well, they have this amazing variety called 'Deez Nuts'!
Deez Nuts? That's quite a unique name. What makes them special?
They're known for their incredible flavor. You can enjoy Deez Nuts in so many different ways! 😮 🥜
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Today 11:32 AM
Did you hear about the comedian who had a whole routine about Deez Nuts?
The entire show is about Deez Nuts?! WTF
Yeah he really has the audience by the balls with his punchlines!
😂 😂 😂 😂
That's NUTS!!! 🥜🥜
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Today 12:44 PM
What are you going to dress up as for Halloween this year?
I'm not sure yet. I am thinking about a Goblin
What??? A Goblin why?
So you can GOBLIN Deez Nuts! 👻👻👻 🥜🥜
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Today 6:19 PM
Have you seen Heidi recently?
Who is Heidi I don't think I know her.
You know Heidi
No I don't know who Heidi is
Well, she's your old friend, hide Deez Nuts in your mouth! Do you remember now!!!
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Today 9:59 PM
What grade did you get in Mr. Feltfor's class?
I got an A
Mr. Feltfor gave me a D
Oh that sucks
What sucks is that you FELL FOR DEEZ NUTS!
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Today 5:42 PM
Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah Dee is.
Dee who?
Deez nuts. 🥜 😂 😂
You got me! 😠 🖕
Today 5:18 PM
Walnut what's up?
Sup, nothing chillin
Hey, are you familar with Landon?
Landon who?
Slip, fall then landon deez nuts. 🥜
Today 4:10 PM
Hey Walnuts do you know Bofa?
Bofa? I don't think so?
Are you sure Bofa knows you
I really don't think I know Bofa. Can you give me a hint?
Bofa deez nuts! 😉
Today 3:25 PM
Have you met my friend Phillip?
Phillip who? Where would I have meet him?
At the gas station
What were we doing there?
You were Phillip-ing on deez nuts.
Today 2:34 PM
Do you know the new rapper Willya?
I don't think so they fire?
If you like old school Biggie you will like Willya.
I love Biggie but who is Willya?
Willya put deez nuts in your mouth. 🥜🥜
Today 12:18 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dee
Dee who?
Deez nuts 😂 😂 😂
Today 11:11 PM
Hey Cashew do you like flowers?
Sure I like flowers
Are tulips your favorite flower?
No not tulips, roses are
That’s weird because you are going to love your two lips on Deez Nuts!
Today 9:44 PM
I got a new job working a trade expo
What is the trade expo for?
It's an expo for sausage and meatballs.
Wow interesting, I love expos!
Expose Deez Nuts then! 🥜🥜
Today 8:33 PM
Can you please stop with the Deez Nuts jokes?
Ok if you can't handle it I will stop with the Deez Nuts jokes
Did you hear about what happened in Norway?
No, what happened?
Norway Deez Nuts can fit in your mouth.
😠😠🖕
Today 7:44 PM
Unbelievable! They’ve been together for almost 30 years!
Who has? Your parents?
No
Well then who is it?
Deez Nuts!
Today 6:11 PM
Dude, did you vote during the election?
I sure did it's important
I wonder what will happen with amendment DN
What’s amendment DN?
Amend Deez Nutz in your mouth!
Today 2:17 PM
Are you a baseball fan?
I like watching a playing baseball
Do you prefer the Yankees or the Expos?
I am an Yankees fan all then way!
Good then Yank on Deez Nuts!
Today 9:45 PM
Hey Chestnuts, what kind of music do you like?
Oh, I like Taylor Swift, Snoop Dogg, you know all kinds of different stuff.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Yes I love Imagine Dragons
Imagine dragging Deez Nuts over your head!
Today 8:33 PM
Have you heard of e10? The rocket? 🚀
No, what’s that? is it a Space X rocket?
E10 is a rocket design for a special mission
That sounds cool what is the special mission?
E10 Deez Nuts!
Today 7:04 PM
I have a bunch of old music album CDs; would you like 2 CDs?
Sure, thanks, dude!
Then open your eyes 👁👁
Open my eyes??? Why do you want me to do that?
To see Deez Nuts
Today 4:20 PM
Chestnut what's better than chestnuts?
I don't know what could be better than me?
Chin Nuts!
Hey do you like Chef Boyardee?
I don't but I bet you do because Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!
Today 3:55 PM
Do you like candies?
Yes who does not like candy?
Well then open up because can Deez Nuts fit in your mouth?
😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠
Today 1:18 PM
There is a new restaurant that just open want to try it?
Sure what's the name of it?
Chewons it has a sweat and savory menu
I like that type of menu sounds good
Great then you can Chew on Deez Nuts
Today 8:20 AM
PistachiYO! What's up homie!
No much what's up with you?
Thinking about lunch are you a fan of pudding?
Mostly yes, why do you ask?
How about pudding deez nuts in your mouth?! 😂 😂
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Today 9:12 AM
Do you remember that guy Will?
I know a couple of people named Will. What is the last name.?
His last name is Yam
Will Yam. That name does not ring a bell.
Maybe this will help you remember. I Will Yam Deez Nutz in your mouth!
Today 10:19 AM
Since you brought up lunch early do you want to meet somewhere?
Sure where are you thinking?
Do you like Wendy's
Yes I really like Wendy's let's go
Great, then you are going to love Wendy's deez nuts hit you in the face.
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Today 12:45 PM
Want to watch a movie today?
What kind of movie to you have in mind?
Do you enjoy parodies?
Yes parodies are my favorite movies!
Well how about you enjoy a
PAIR OF deez nuts on your chin!!!! 😉
Today 4:20 PM
Hey, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
Dee who? I don't think I know her.
Sure you know Dee
Oh thats right Dee...Deez Nuts that I'm going to slap you in the face with!
😠 🤬 🤬 🖕
Today 12:33 PM
I have a simple math question for you
Ok what is the question?
Do you know what two times four is?
Eight, dumb ass who doesn't know that?
Well then eight deez nuts!
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Today 8:51 AM
Did you hear about the new nut shop that opened up?
No, what's so special about it?
Well, they have this amazing variety called 'Deez Nuts'!
Oh really? Are they as tasty?
YES! Just want until you put Deez Nuts in your mouth 🥜🥜😂
Today 9:22 AM
Brazil Nuts what are you up today?
Not much. Did you hear about the nutty detective?
No, what happened?
He was cracking cases left and right, but when it came to Deez Nuts, he just couldn't crack 'em!
LOL LOL 😂
Today 10:02 PM
Hey, have you heard about the latest research on Nuts?
No, what's the scoop?
Well, scientists have discovered that Deez Nuts are actually a great source of protein!
Really? I had no idea. Looks like Deez Nuts are finally getting the recognition they deserve!
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Today 12:57 PM
Did you hear about the new candidate running for president?
No, who is it?
Deez Nuts!
Wait, seriously?
Nah, just kidding. But imagine the campaign slogans: "Vote for Deez Nuts, because everyone loves a good nut!
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Today 3:03 PM
How did your doctor’s appointment go?
It was OK, but I have a vitamin D deficiency. I need to spend more time outside.
I can help you to get more vitamin D.
Oh yeah. Let me guess. you're willing to give me some Deez Nuts! 🖕
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Today 5:28 PM
Hey, have you heard about the famous magician "Dee Nutini"?
Dee Nutini? Not I have not
He's a master illusionist known for his incredible disappearing act. He taught me how to perform that magic trick.
Really? Can you teach me?
Sure, open your mouth and I'l l make Deez Nuts disappear! 😮🥜🥜
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Today 9:11 AM
I have a new friend I want you to meet
How yeah what is their name?
Phillip Dee
Phillip Dee... Really?
Yes Sir! Phillip on Deez Nuts!!!
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Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting
Today 10:20 AM
Hey, have you heard about the health food store in town?
No, I haven't. What's so special about it?
Well, they have this amazing variety called 'Deez Nuts'!
Deez Nuts? That's quite a unique name. What makes them special?
They're known for their incredible flavor. You can enjoy Deez Nuts in so many different ways! 😮 🥜
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Today 11:32 AM
Did you hear about the comedian who had a whole routine about Deez Nuts?
The entire show is about Deez Nuts?! WTF
Yeah he really has the audience by the balls with his punchlines!
😂 😂 😂 😂
That's NUTS!!! 🥜🥜
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Today 12:44 PM
What are you going to dress up as for Halloween this year?
I'm not sure yet. I am thinking about a Goblin
What??? A Goblin why?
So you can GOBLIN Deez Nuts! 👻👻👻 🥜🥜
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Today 6:19 PM
Have you seen Heidi recently?
Who is Heidi I don't think I know her.
You know Heidi
No I don't know who Heidi is
Well, she's your old friend, hide Deez Nuts in your mouth! Do you remember now!!!
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Today 9:59 PM
What grade did you get in Mr. Feltfor's class?
I got an A
Mr. Feltfor gave me a D
Oh that sucks
What sucks is that you FELL FOR DEEZ NUTS!
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